1) The World Health Organization has just announced its new slogan –
2) People of India have watched Chak De! India much more than a Hockey match..
Earthquake Comes- Runs Out Of The
House And On The Streets.
Earthquake Comes- Let Me Post About It On Facebook
4) ‘What’s your name?’
‘Let me touch you to confirm’
5) -Hello, is this the police?
-2 girls are fighting for me!
-So what is the problem?
-The ugly one is winning
6) HR: Where would you like to see urself after 5yr?
Me: Aaj Tiffin me kya ayega ?
HR: How would I know!
7) Girl : Let’s go for movie .
Boy: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today.
Girl: Just cancel it, Tell him you’re sick
8) My Respect for Salman Khan has increased drastically.
For 13 years he took blame for the Hit & Run & homicide, just to protect his Driver